I Swear!

The other day, she got down from a rick as we reached DAs place in mumbai. forgive AA, she can get lil forgetful sometimes. like this time she forgot her bag in the rick and bid bye bye to all her clothes and half her money (surprisingly, AA is capable of chosing what she needs to be upset bout. This time she whines about losing a Levi's). She expresses her discomfort obviously thru lots of swear words but she has this peculiar way, this time, to stamp her foot on the ground and an eclectic mix of tears and laughter (humour in disguise!). While in the 'daaamn' situation, this other friend JE goes up to DAs place and opens the door. 'Daamn' she almost bumps into an almost naked DAs guy friend in the room. Though we were told that we don't need to know the details of what happened, i really couldn't stop grinning when we were formally introduced to DAs friend. i really bit my tongue goddamn!

Since then, at least AA has been uttering fuck fuck consistently. in fact, she reveals her insight into the subject of swearing while walking back home after lunch, "Hey, life would be so difficult if there were no swear words." Everybody looks at her, a cutting smile on them. (later she admits she stole the line from Calvin).

But hey, don't swear words really make life easier. i mean, later the same day, II who's just shifted to Delhi messages me from her new number. she, obviously, has many concerns in a new city but her major concern is that, "Nobody even utters the fuck word over here!"

I mean, wooowww. JE, the very next day called her boy friend a 'fucking asshole' (is that tautology or oxymoron?).

Nobody has not heard the song 'sutta.' one of those rare days when i was eating lunch with my just-out-of-X brother, i suddenly hear some humming of the song. Have i been hearing it too often or wot? well no goddamn, that's your brother who's humming the song. i look at him and all i have to say is, "hmmm..."

II's mother the day must have read her messages that involved a lot of fuck words and this particular message that II and i regularly share in our times of happiness or misery:

Sex & Drugs and Rock & Rave
Letz get smashed & misbehave
On speed & weed & wine & cheese
Letz get fucked & talk to trees
Life's a trip & then u die
So Fuck 'em all & letz get high.

Obviously, mothers reading such messages isn't a very good idea. especially mothers of daughters who are shifting to delhi. so II's mommy thinks its a nice idea to part with some gyan. mommy sits with her and says 'do you use the word fuck?'. II is still recovering from the fact that her mother actually uttered the word fuck. II's expression has some problem. that's why she went filmy in describing the aftermath: "mujhe laga ki abhi dharti phat jaye aur main andar chali jao." that's her mom's equivalent of saying, "Fuck sunne se pehle mere kaan kyun nai phat gaye" or "Hey bhagwan, kya tune mujhe fuck sunne ke liye zinda rakha?"

lets not deviate from the topic. in my sundry moods i often listen to rock. limp bizkit type rock. and voila there also. if you're also eager to explore some macabre swearing, why dontcha click on the title 'I Swear'

now dont fuckin judge me on the fuckin content of this script, will ya!